Is he a misogynist:? Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong

Okay, maybe misogyny is a little dramatic, but many intelligent ladies are wondering, is that man sexist? Maybe he is your best friend, maybe he is your boyfriend. Either way, you need to know, cause you did not spend two months trudging through Simone de Beauvoir for nada, right? Maybe he is simply a sexist, which might be okay for you. So here are some hints to help you figure him out!

1. Has he asked you to sew, knit, darn, patch, cook, saute, bake, glaze, microwave, or clean anything?
If so, he is a sexist.

2. Has he, almost a total stranger, told you in the same sentence, that you are in fact, stupid, and that he wants to cuddle with your breasts?
If so, he is a misogynist.

3. Does he have, or is he pursuing, an advanced degree of any kind, but particularly one in the liberal arts?
If so, he is a sexist.

4. Here is a little test you can try. Misogynists and sexists are terrified and repulsed by anything to do with your period. Ask him to bring home some tampons, pads, menstrual cups, menstrual belts, whatever, from the grocery store. Does he complain, whine, shiver, or outright refuse?
If so, he is a misogynist. If not, well, he's probably one anyways.